I seriously need faster internet...

Uh hey? Um im not usually the one who the story's about but I'm Jeremy Heere. 

Thanks to the Super Quantum Unite Intel Processor (Squip for short) that used to help me be super cool but then- uh tried to take over my school which would um basically lead to the end of the entire world and humanity as you know it, so uh I'm a bit tense.   

It's okay now though 

I still hear his voice 

But that's okay cause the loudest one is mine. 

Christiiiiiine Canigula was my girlfriend for about three weeks until we realized we liked being friends better. 

Michael Mell. My best friend/ My played 1/ My favorite person
Yea we get High in his basement and play video games like a bunch of geeks.

One time I masturbated while talking to him on the phone (not in a  gay though just multitasking)
BUT YOU CANT TELL ANYONE ESPECIALLY MICHAEL. 

Yes my voice still cracks 
Yes it cracks a lot when I'm nervous 

|Single: unless you count my computer|
hard drive 
|Taken: Sadly not|
|Sexuality: I don't even know anymore man|



Don't ever give me Mountain Dew.

(Be more Chill Jeremy Heere Anon)