Kod

Sometimes life is like Cock & Ball torture, but without the torture.

It's fourth of July... That's cool.

Y'all ever just wanna you know... frame someone for murder?

Ok this is a very sensitive topic I'm joking about and if you don't like suicide don't read and if you are suicidal and want help then call 1-800-273-8255, but if you're fine with suicide jokes then carry on.
          
          
          Suicide people be like:
          
          To show you the power of flex tape, I cut my artery in half.

If you ever went bungee jumping, what would you say before you jump? And you can't say, " Oh fuck, that's high.
          
          My answer: "A broken rubber put me in this world, it better take me out the same way."

Fuck Subway, they didn't cut my fucking sandwich.

My dog: *literally does anything*
          
          Me: Good boy.

McDonald's Sprite is  c r i s p.

7up is the ghetto version of Sprite.

2020 ain't feeling so real