"Pool. Dead."

Name's Lady Deadpool, the bangin hot(ter) version of the slimy prick who said I use too much hair product.

Please, I'm a single pringle...well only because people don't seem to like when I cut their heads off. Who knew?

Anyway, I was tested on blah blah blah. If you don't know the story, you obviously have never looked at a TV! I'm on the news all the time!