maxi

happy birthday izuku midoriya!!! best man ever!!! 

i love my gf

goddamn I just read some good smut. 

throwback to when I somehow managed to go to the bathroom in my dream and piss all over my bed while my girlfriend was sleeping next to me and we had just gotten the mattress and had no sheets on it and then I cleaned it up without waking her up and acted like nothing happened

WHY ARE PEOPLE ON WATTPAD SO ANNOYING
          i replied to a comment like FOREVER ago probably like almost a year, and people still respond to it with the number of comments and some shitty conversation and whenever you ask them to stop you get a "we are having fun just ignore the notifications" LIKE I CANT IF THEYRE CONSTANTLY CLOGGING UP MY FEED LITERALLY WHAT 

theres so many unread books in my library holy shit
          
          
          and so many books im not interested in anymore that still get updated- give my notifications a break please

you seem kinda swag

Hey, thanks for adding Black Leather and White Fur to your reading list! I hope you enjoy reading it!

감사합니다!!
          Merci beaucoup!!
          Thank you so much for the follow!!

AGH I HATE MYSELF I JUST CRIED MY EYES OUT TO A ZANE X READER THAT HASNT BEEN UPDATED IN A YEAR WOW WHAT A GREAT WAY TO START 2020