harryssecondnipples

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Lmao how tf do I even start this?! Good evening, young grasshopper, hope you're chill and all that. My partner, Raquel and I would like you to donate to the 'bum ass bitches' foundation by reading our book Body Count which you will find on our joint profile, voting and giving us some constructive critiscism - it is a part slasher part comedy novel about a deadly serial killer set loose on a univetsity campus, mixed with snarky rich bitches and a fiesty latina main.
          
            All the profits will go to helping black girls around the world get proper weaves and also, make us famous so Harry Styles notices us and lets us suck his dick.
          
          Thank you for wasting your precious time to read this -Saint
          *Shia Lebouf aggresively claps in the background*
          
          
          Body Count : https://my.w.tt/UiNb/PjuC93FMAH

Califia

Hey you two. First of all, wellcome to Wattpad (about a month!) Ihope you find this site as wild and wonderful as I have these past 3 years. And thanx for choosing to follow me. You won't be disappointed. I'm pretty discrete with my followers on matters of Life, Love, (sexx), and oh yeah, did I mention the amazing craft of storytelling? 
          
          You might both enjoy a litte summer nostalgia with my book  "That Sultry Summer." You could even see some of your crazy girlfriends in this. . . if not yourselves at some point. :)
          Anxious to hear what you think of  "The Gift" at the end :) Is it really taboo for girls?
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/73057438-that-sultry-summer
          Enjoy my reads. And get back to me!
          ~~Califia