What's up this is @-Kermit doing my "closest friend's bio" 

I hope you read that right 

"CLOSEST FRIEND'S BIO"

This goes out for you nosey ass people, that think we actually date...well we don't we just friends so chill and mind your business

I know what y'all thinking.. "But you don't mind your business!" 

I know I don't -_- *sips tea* I just can't control it

Well none of you should mess with Miss Piggy because you'll get attacked by a pig 

{if you didn't know.. yes she's a pig!}

make sure you call her "Miss Piggy" Don't call her nothing else but that or else you'll get beat lmao

*sips tea* I NEED SUMMO TEA!!! I can't survive without tea... like seriously I can't 

well this is it I better go get me summo tea before I pass out!!

 #Fabulous #Pig #Kermit #MissPiggy #Tea #Everyfuckingthing

♥Bio complete and slayed by: @-Kermit