jakes dead.
it was like almost 4 in the morning when jake texted me. he was like woah whats gucci and i said nothing. then he proceeded to tell me about a weird drink that he so dumbly consumed. about twenty minutes later of typos, repeating himself, telling stories by one worded texts, and at least five selfies (plus a picture of his cat and dog), jake announced that if he didnt message me tomorrow that i could assume he's dead from the drink.
folloW HIS NEW ACCOUNT @jesusitsjake ↓
cause you know you want to.