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Whoever the fuck put together our physics portion. I hope both sides of your pillow are warm. I hope you put your phone to charge at night and wake with it being at 1% because your charger only works at a certain angle. I hope whenever you listen to music your earbuds/headphones die or you get hit with 3 adds in a row. I hope that whenever you wash your hands, your sleeves get wet. I hope you touch wet food when doing the dishes. I hope you step in a puddle of water after putting on your socks.