Just another faceless stranger in a crowd.

⭐ Introvert. ⭐ Bookworm. ⭐ Pro-Equalist. ⭐ Art Enthusiast. ⭐ Musically Dependent. ⭐ @FreeTheLGBT Advocate. ⭐ @BemusedBibliophiles Member.

Neezy J. Wikio is a Master of Sarcasm; Champion of Sass; Victim of Procrastination and Giver of No Fucks.
   Born and raised in the south of rural Australia, he is the middle child of five siblings and proud caretaker of a three-legged cat--Hobbles--and a cute drowned rat-looking dog named Toot. Despite his unrelenting Australian-ness, he has yet to conquer his fear of deep sea and the ravenous wildlife that threatens to kill him in his sleep; his severe distaste of all-things outdoors and sun-related; and his aversion to forced social interactions that even after twenty-three years on this planet still runs bone deep.
   He firmly believes music was better in the 80's; food will bring about world peace; Tom Welling and Sophia Bush are Bae; Banana Milkshakes were God's gift to Man; and that he will die listening to the Hamilton soundtrack for the billionth time.
   When he's not waging war with Plot-Bunnies, or struggling to Adult in the "real" world, he can be found getting emotionally attached to fictional characters; binge watching anime; trolling Bigots on YouTube; searching Tumblr for cute #Zalfie memes; or stalking the social media feeds of such celebrities like Little Mix, Taylor Swift, Jennifer Lawrence and the original Broadway cast of Hamilton The Musical.
  • Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
  • JoinedOctober 4, 2016




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