Oh how I LOATHE Izaya Orihara. Such a stinky bastard man. He dare be that cute? He dare be such a trash bag of a human being yet look so adorable? He dare be seductive with his smug, shit eating grin? Sinner. I will steal his bones and turn his toes to powder. His skull will be my coffee mug and I shall mount his teeth on the wall like deer antlers. Stinky bastard man.
Was this written by me? Was this written by Shizuo? Both of us? You may never know.
Does anyone have any musicals they recommend? I'm kind of bored listening to Heathers, Mean Girls, Hamilton, Be More Chill, and Beetlejuice songs over and over again.
Should I be awake at 2:10 in the morning? No. I should not be. You shouldn't be either. Am I? Yes. Are you? Probably.
Go get some water, brush your teeth, and go to sleep!