-No_thanks_bye-

Okay, that isn't the reason why I'm logging out 
          The reason why I'm doing that is cause I just want to :>

*sees the notifications*
          Bye, I'm outta here-
          *logs out*

*screams over the European copyright law*

Note to fucking self:Never drink coffee, unless you want to get tired and have a headache later

What the actual fuck is going on in my notifs-?

*checks Wattpad*
          *sees 99+ notifications*
          WHAT KIND OF VODKA DID WATTPAD DRINK-

Mother of God, why is Wattpad glitching-

*stalks the comment section*
          *accidentally reports a comment without noticing somehow*
          *SCREAMS*

Thanks for the follow :D

*pterodactyl screeching over my girl classmates finding out about my Wattpad account*