Old sport

Jason enters the fog tomorrow.

L Ä M P

Uuh so… phoneys heckin dead… he’s now @telemarketingboss 
          
          
          
          
          Who’s gonna sign my checks now?…

Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make:
          
          
          
          
          
          Muscle mommy’s 
          
          
          
          
          
          Thank you for your time.

Excuse me what the actual FRICK are you doing in my house?

Need a girl to cuddle me and whisper positive reinforcements in my ear… ;-;

I do bad things, guy.

I started playing motorslice… I love it so much.
          P is great, i absolutely love her.

@PhoneHeadedMoron better put some gosh damn AC in this god awful place before I call OSHA.
          I swear to god I’m gonna have a heat stroke!

Learned a new word today: detritus