PROUD MEMBER OF "Takin' A Chonce Squad"

 I'm fûcking hilarious.
My name is Elaine. That's not my real name I just go by that for now. Because you know, I'm to cool for school. Legit. I'm homeschooled.
 I fall in love easily. I make mistakes. I'm imperfect. I'm thick. I'm ugly af. I'm self conscience. I'm easily annoyed. I'm weird. 

I hate when people say I'm pretty, because I know it's a lie. I hate people who are mean. I hate when people chew with their mouths open. I hate bananas. I hate life lol.

I love dogs. I love animals. I love food. I love One Direction, and Little Mix. Oooh. And SAB. Ultimately the best show ever. I love Old Navy. Old Navy is BAE.
I love my three babies. (aka my dogs)

Texas

*Don't ask how old I am, I simply won't answer.*