Star-Lord

Hey guys remember that jerk? Well guess what he struck again
          
          Anyway I was chewing gum in class (our teacher allows it) and I had taken a break so it was just resting in my mouth. and while I was taking a break from chewing the jerk went "can you stop chewing so loud I can hear it from like a mile away" and he mimicked loud chewing and I responded with "oh I'm sorry I was just ttrying to mimic your nagging annoying voice"
          
          And then later during P.E I was passing the basketball to him and then he went "ur supposed to do it like this" *mimics how I did it* "not like this" *mimics how the P.E teacher literally never told us to do it like* and later he like did this super weak throw and I looked him dead in the eye and said "ur supposed to do it like this not like this"

Today at school me and some other dude were talking and all of a sudden my friend goes "I heard a rumor" and I whipped my head around 900 mph and almost screamed cuz I knew it was a reference and honestly there's probably something wrong with me

My glasses broke and now I'm practically blind and I couldn't go to my friends house and my mom can't fix it
          
          Life sucks :)

STAR VS THE FORCES OF EVIL IS BACK
          
          THE FIRST TWO EPISODES OF SEASON 4 ARE ON DISNEY NOW
          
          I M P U M P E D F O R A K I D S S H O W

I have to do science homework on artificial intelligence and I was looking at YT videos of Sophia the robot and I emailed her programmers so I hope they get back to me... Oof

Why do I have 200 followers???

My mom said that if he ever calls me gross again I am to say "Is that what your mom says to you every time she sees your face?"

OMG I WAS GETTING BULLIED TODAY AND WHEN I GOT HOME I TOLD MY MOM AND SHE STRAIGHT UP, NO HESITATION WENT
          
          "Next time he does that just say 'You don't have to be mean to me just to compensate for having a tiny penis'"
          
          AND AFTER THAT:
          
          "If he says 'How would you know?' Just say 'Everybody knew about your mother's dissapointment'"
          
          And I asked her "what if he says 'it takes one to know one?'"
          
          And she responded with:
          
          "Just say 'Are you saying your penis is the size of a small vagina?'"
          
          AND I WHEEZED
          
          And then she said "If he ever calls you gross just go like this"
          
          And put her fingers in a way as if she was squishing something to replicate his tiny penis
          
          MY MOM'S A STRAIGHT UP SAVAGE

What!? I didn't just add an Umbrella Academy playlist to my favorite songs on Spotify... What!? Pfft... You're insane! I don't know how you could accuse someone of such a thing!

Klaus: *does literally anything*
          
          Me: U ARE SO FREAKING PRECIOUS I MUST PROTECT U AT ALL COSTS I NEED TO GIVE U A HUG SOMEONE GIVE THIS GAY BOI A HUG