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hello, it is i, cason. and i am here to tell you
about this wonderful lady named lotus,
like the flower, only don't call her that, 
she might punch you... or yell. idk man.                   
             
lotus is the funniest, most honest person
i know, and she cares so much,  and she'll 
prove it again and again by being the 
best friend you could ever ask for. she's also 
really hot so there's that little fact. but like- she's 
actually mine so back the fuck off or i'll rip
your dick off. c: (she's actually single but you'll
still have to go through me.. just, beware. i'm
like the dog behind the fence with the big
ominous sign saying BEWARE) 

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Note from Ari:

Lotus is the best there is. She's my baby daddy.
A stripper. A porn star. it just doesn't get better than that.
I just wanna say I love you Lotus. c:
And if I have to help you out in the world I will.
now APPLAUSE.