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HEY HEY HEY JASMINE TELL ME WHO AM I TO YOU I NEED TO ADD YOU IN MY BIO

My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?

If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

I'm not too good at algebra, but U+I = 69 right?

If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

Jasmine where are you boo

Jasmine you don't know what happened! I accidentally unfollowed my crush on Instagram while stalking them and now I'm scared of sending them a follow request again

Chinguyah! Where were you today? I was waiting for you