Hey mah children!  It's me!- MARIO!- *cough* I mean your- Friendly neighbor! Spiderman- Stop cutting me off! Anyways I'm your friendly Otaku Friend!

I actually have a crush on this girl but she's not real, she's actually a fictional character from Fairy Tail!

Don't get me wrong, but I'm a girl!

I don't know if I like girls...

Nah! I like Both! (Girls and Boys)

I know it's embarrassing to confess what you are! 😀

But no need to be embarrassed!  Don't care to what people think about you!  Just be yourself!  Men Child!

Have some courage to tell others what you really are! 

I'm actually in a elementary so don't even think about pressing my button, OR ELSE I'LL ROAST YOUR FLIPPIN' BUTT THERE BUDDY!

*cough* anyways! I'm really over protective over my 'real' Friends and My Family! 

I can be your friend if you wanted!  Just ask me!

Your Friendly Otaku Friend here at your service! Miss/Mr. Friend! 

-Your Friendly Otaku!~