𝓡𝓮𝓰𝓾𝓵𝓾𝓼. ᥫ᭡.

hey beautiful

marry me little brother

sexy king

drooling over reggie

this is my fine shyt

bigback

Once, there lived a man by the name of Sirius.
          
          He was very big backed.
          
          He liked maccies very much, so much so that he crashed his niece's sleepover and ate all five of her friend's meals. 
          
          Then he ate all of his family members and friends, except for me as I ran away.
          
          He proceeded to eat the whole of England, followed shortly by the rest of Europe.
          
          Then came Asia. Then Africa. North and South America. They were all gone in one munch. He washed them down by slurping the pacific and atlantic oceans, along with all of the others.
          
          Soon, the world was gone.
          
          Then he proceeded to eat all of the planets like a child eating sweets. One by one.
          
          Finally, he ate the sun. He thought it was a bit spicy, though.
          
          It wasn't satisfactory enough, so he ate the whole galaxy.
          
          He was then kind of full.
          
          The end.

Sirius is so dirty minded.

Uncle, I would love to have a spa day

JUST CUZ YOU CANT PULL