Rick Sanchez

So I've been gone for 3 years, is everyone like.. dead or some shit? Doesn't feel like it's been THAT long.

Ta-Da, here's my grand entrance.
          I'm back losers, my portal gun got fucked up and I got stuck in Hell for a couple years. Gotta say, Hell sucks, there's no internet there.

u need a REDDDD--
          wait NVM I'm legit the only Red that exists ;w;

RAAAA >:0
          CHU NOT MY SENPAI- 

I M P O S T E R- 
             Y O U R E    N O T
          T H E   D O M I N A N T  D A D D Y 
            W E   A L L  D R O O L  O V E R-

" D-Do you need a morty? "

@____Dick  No, thank you. My Morty would rather partake in that. 

PICKLE RIIIIIIICK

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*comes through a portal* Christ. It's been- *hic* waaaay to long....