-SATURN1Z3D

could we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars

Blakeismm

I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now
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-SATURN1Z3D

a bunch of families in my neighbourhood (including mine) did a garage sale today and these people with cowboy hats, trump shirts, and blue lives matter "masks" came and they bought something that all day my neighbor had been selling for three dollars, but my neighbor upped the price to five dollars and after the trumpets left she said "it's a trump supporter tax; if i'm gonna let them buy my stuff it's going to be overpriced" and i have never been so proud to live where i live

sinfuIkisses

LMAOOOO I LOVE UR NEIGHBOR
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-SATURN1Z3D

after careful and deliberate consideration, i will now be referring to babies under the age of one as "crotch goblins"

aStoryWriter1

Not me thinking it said Barbies at first and I was like whuut
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-SATURN1Z3D

happy pride month !! <3 
          you're all so fuckin valid and loved :]

atlasted

@-cryingobsidian i am allowed in the sacred place so i cool 
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-SATURN1Z3D

@chlowtheflow no sometimes i spam you about my hatred for orphans
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atlasted

@-cryingobsidian aren't you always deffo flerting with me 
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