|| Hizashi Yamada ||

it's been about a month since i last heard from you. I just hope you're okay right now

we're married now 

[WHIZZER, spoken]
          This is how you make a marriage proposal
          (no homo tho jk i love you)
          
          [ME]
          I love you, dear
          I think you're swell
          You're never near me close enough to tell
          If I'm delightful or not
          
          I crave your wrist
          I praise your thigh
          There's not a dog
          There's not a piece of paper
          There's not a cat in pants
          Who could love you the same as I!
          
          Oftentimes, best friends are crazy people
          Sometimes they kill each other
          Just like a biblical brother
          Did to his biblical brother
          Back in biblical times
          
          [YOU, spoken]
          Biblical times?
          
          [YOUR SISTER, spoken]
          Biblical times?
          
          [ME, spoken]
          Biblical times
          
          [sung]
          Oh, those biblical times!
          
          I love your eyes
          I love your face
          I want you by my side to take my place
          If I get sick or detained
          
          Don't touch your hair, you're perfect
          Don't start to cry
          There's not a fly
          There's not a horse or zebra
          There's not a giant cat
          Who could love you the same as I!
          
          Forget that giant cat
          It can't love you the same as I!
          I'm not a giant man
          
          [YOU, spoken]
          Good
          
          [ME]
          But I'll love you until
          Love you until
          I die!

They keeps her Moet et Chandon
          In her pretty cabinet
          "Let them eat cake", they say
          Just like Marie Antoinette
          A built-in remedy
          For Khrushchev and Kennedy
          At anytime an invitation
          You can't decline
          
          Caviar and anime
          Well versed in etiquette
          Extraordinarily nice and beautiful 
          
          They're a Killer Bean
          Gunpowder, gelatine
          Dynamite with a laser beam (pew pew)
          Guaranteed to blow your mind
          Anytime
          
          Recommended at the price
          Insatiable an appetite
          Wanna try?
          
          To avoid complications
          They never kept the same address
          In conversation
          they spoke just like a baroness
          Met a man from China
          Went down to Geisha Minah
          Then again incidentally
          If you're that way inclined
          
          Perfume came naturally from Paris (naturally)
          For cars they couldn't care less
          Fastidious and precise
          
          They're Killer Bean
          Gunpowder, gelatine
          Dynamite with a laser beam
          Guaranteed to blow your mind
          Anytime
          
          Drop of a hat they're as willing as
          Playful as a HUMAN
          Then momentarily out of action
          Temporarily out of gas
          To absolutely drive you wild, wild
          They're all out to get you
          
          They're a Killer Bean
          Gunpowder, gelatine
          Dynamite with a laser beam
          Guaranteed to blow your mind
          Anytime
          
          Recommended at the price
          Insatiable an appetite
          Wanna try?
          You wanna try
          
          Get it cuz they're a bean?

I WILL SOAM THIS WITH MUSICAL AND QUEEN LYRICS THAT FIT MY CHILD UNTIL THEY RESPOND AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME

When you crave death but you also crave rice krispie treats: I don't know whether to raid the pantry, or the cabinet where we keep the bleach-

I'm such a damn hypocrite.

Goodnight!
          
          ❤❤❤❤❤

Me, on my one-shot book: be specific with your requests! I have to have enough to work with!
          
          My little brother: *says one word*
          
          Me: okay, I get exactly what you mean, I'll have that ready for you asap-

So, uh, a lot happened over break.
          
          I don't want to go into it, but, long story short, I moved. I'm now in a hopefully better environment, and, with that, I got my Wi-Fi back! I can talk with all of my wonderful and amazing followers and friends again now.
          
          Though I haven't been able to get much done with everything, I'm still writing, so expect a bunch of updates soon!
          
          I love you all so so so much! ❤❤