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Sanji why is the fridge not in the kitchen?

Hi guys…

My friend(Who we'll call S) once got high in class while my other friend(R) was on their computer. Then S looked at R screen and said.
          
          "Stars.."
          
          Then are decided to change their wall paper to stars-Humans-stars-humans over and over until..
          
          S: "Theres people on the stars..!"

WE GOT A TROPHY BITCHESSSSSS. DIVISION O N E.
          (Band competition)

did you know that some adults cannot be parents? at all?
          
          A women killed her infant by putting it in the microwave and stabbing it about 30 sum times before her baby daddy came home and called the cops?
          
          I cannot remember the names at all. the baby was microwaved for more than 2 minutes.

Geto hugs him. "Mine."

WHEN DID DUOLINGO HAVE A YT ACC????????

*Coughs coughs*
          
          .....LONG SCHLONG SUCKING ALLERGY---------

Its official. 
          
          I AM CUTTING MY LEGS OFF BC OF HOW TIRED THEY ARE TO THE POINT I CAN NOT WALK. BC OF BAND.

N-n--No- 
          
          Y-Your pfp- 
          
          
          I- I have no words-