☆Megatron☆

Ayup folks it's been a bit-

В е щ ь

*screaming* /lh

Hi please talk to me I'm very bored-

*me, just trying to work on my yearbook*
          Kid 1: IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL HIM
          Teacher: LANGUAGE!
          Kid 1: I'm going to /freaking/ kill him, and take his shoes
          Kid 2: why his shoes? Why not his feet?
          Kid 1: I'm going to take his shoes and feet. Hell I'll take the whole fucking leg-

Me, eating ramen:
          Boo/Bow: omfg what are you slurping?
          Me, with noodles down my throat and a full fledged aroace: d i c k

hi stomperino

https://images.app.goo.gl/wkCjRHE7qGdx5JF57

what are you doing in my house?
          *sobs*
          WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!

Do you recognize the bodies in the water?