*walks on Jaspers bio holding a microphone* *looks around then brings the microphone up to my mouth* what's up everyone! This is Stevie here doing my mates bio! So let's get this thing started.
*smiles and clears my throat starting to rap*
Aye- ya uh *stops and laughs* sike!
Okay so seriously *tosses the mic aside* this is one of my best mates, his names Jasper Laurent don't forget it you might be screaming it later *winks* kidding, he's not a fuckboy.
*puts an arm around Jaspers neck* he's an old man *whispers cupping my mouth* he's twenty-one! *laughs and steps aside*
Now to business the real reason y'all are here is to know his birthday and zodiac sign, I know I know *laughs softly* he's a Leo who was born on a foggy August fourth. I don't really know if it was foggy that just sounded cool.
Okay okay seriously though y'all are here to know his sexuality and his relationship status eh? I'll tell you he's a pansexual fricker and he's single, but I dunno if he's looking *looks at Jasper then back at you* he's probably desperate so hit him up *laughs and scratches my head* I think that's it.
Bio slayed by the one and only Stevie ( @applesauce- )
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May 15, 2016 07:30PM
@applesauce- I just realized that you put in my bio that I am desperate, I am not desperate I'm just tired of being single! thank you very much! -Flips you off-View all Conversations