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My friends: if you need to talk, I'm here. Tell me if you need anything, okay?
Me: no, I don't think I will
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Friend's mom: do you need some water?
Me, with my mouth as dry as a fucking desert: No, I'm good!
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You know whenever I have a serious life problem instead of getting help I just make jokes about it until it goes away.
...so I'm always gonna make depression jokes!!!!