Hey there you poor unfortunate soul, I'm Alice, the last person you'd wanna meet :D I'm just a normal girl.............. HAH, IN YOUR DREAMS!!!

As you may be able to tell from my username, I am a random girl, you never know what my next move will be, UNLESS YOU'RE SOME KIND OF WEIRD MIND READER!!! Jk I'm actually kind of predictable TwT

I do swear, just a heads up in case you don't like swearing..... :O

I read "x readers" because I know I'll never find love in real life, heck, I even read a "Warrior Cats X Reader". Yes that's right, cats, that's how sad and lonely my life is :3

You guys can call me Random, but my real name is Alice. (No durr, I already said that)










LOVE ME BISH!!!!! Please?













CALL ME MR. SIR!!!