Book of the month: The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes

Greetings and salutations.

"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading contest. I hit a bookmark."
Wright
"People can lose their lives in libraries. They ought to be warned."
Bellow

I put the fun in funeral and the hot in psychotic.
Pan and Ace
Wattpad Therapist

"These books are my drugs, the words are my liquor; igniting the passion and feeding the flicker. Each page like poison, hot with desire; playing with emotions and taking me higher. Such an addiction is divine and I confess it is mine: like cigarettes for crooks, my obsession is books. "
-Anonymous

5 things I dislike:
1. LISTS
2. CAPS LOCK
3. IRONY
5. LISTS
6. REPETITION
7.DID YOU NOTICE THIS WAS NUMBER 7?

Fandoms:
LotR, HP, PJO and HOO, Narnia, Divergent, Umbrella Academy, THG, Marvel, MCR, The 100, PoTC, Heathers, The Boys

My Ships:
Solangelo
Percabeth
Drarry
Septemday
Klave
Vinlend
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This is Bob the Titan. Bob says hello.
Soon he will take over the world...

Here's a list of random facts no one really cares about:
My wand is 10 3/4, Oak and Kelpie hair, springy. (If you know what this is supposed to mean please let me know because I sure as hell don't)
Boggart is failure. Ravenclaw. A child of Hades. Erudite.

PUT THIΔ ΩΠ ΨΩUR PRΩҒILΣ IҒ ΨΩU ΔRΣ Δ DΣMIGΩD
Weakling
Proud Nerd
Part of the #NotSteve club

𝓘𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾'𝓿𝓮 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓷 𝓪 𝓫𝓵𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓫𝓸𝓭𝔂 𝓸𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼, 𝓼𝓴𝓲𝓹𝓹𝓮𝓭 𝓪 𝓶𝓮𝓪𝓵 𝓪𝓽 𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓽 𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓸𝓷 𝓹𝓾𝓻𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓮, 𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓵𝓮𝓮𝓹 𝓫𝓮𝓬𝓪𝓾𝓼𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 '𝔀𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓷'𝓽 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓮𝓷𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱', 𝓽𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓭 𝓪𝓷𝔂 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓶 𝓸𝓯 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯 𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓶, 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓸𝓻 𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓶𝓹𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝓵𝓲𝓯𝓮, 𝓬𝓸𝓹𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓯𝓲𝓵𝓮. 𝓛𝓮𝓽'𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝓶𝓪𝓷𝔂 𝓸𝓯 𝓾𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓻𝓮.
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