"What's your ambitions?"
- "To try not becoming a stripper."   - me

"The devil is alive!"
- "DON'T TALK ABOUT MY MOM LIKE THAT!"  - me

"I don't know what you are, I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and I will kill you."
- "Stop it mom."  - me

"Have your parents ever thought about sending you for adoption?"
- "Yeah but nobody wanted me so they took me back."  - me

- "Do you think my mom's a virgin?"  - me

"I might be an idiot, but I'm not stupid."  - Spencer

- "Look, I know you might think my parents are brothers, but they're not. I know I was surprised too when I found that out."  - me

"Shut up before I'll whoop your ass"  - mom

"Sushi is life"  - me

"Don't think much, you'll get stupid."  - mom

"I was nine years old when I was born"  - unknown

"Why do you always wear black?"
- "Why do you always have a mustache?"  - me

"Excuse me? Do you know what time it is?"
- "I have a boyfriend."  - me, never.

I sometimes talk to myself. Like, a lot. 

My life smells like an egg, and egg smells like shit. My life is basically a shit. But a pure shit

You wanna know what a secret talent I have?
I can sweat from sitting. It's sad.

I'm the crazy bitch that's commenting shit in other people's books. Sorry not sorry

Bitches be commenting on my shit, telling me 'You're wearing to much make up'. BITCH! Do you see me telling you that you FUCKING NEED to wear make up hoe? NO! So fuck off

18 years old

5'8

Pretty (jk)

Smart (who the fuck am I kidding?)

Loyal (like a dog)

Food is my boyfriend

Israel 

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