FAVORITE QUOTES FROM UMBRELLA ACADEMY, ILL START
eXcUsE mE! It’s my son kennys birthday today, and well, you lent you rather play with some kids your own age? Assuming it’s ok with your two dads?”
“I would rather chew off my own foo-TUH”
“I wouldn’t date you if you were the last guy left in the world” (smthng like that I forget the actual line)
“Yeah well you’d be lucky to have me”