~FangBill~

Me: "You know what they say, an Apple a day keeps Bill away."
          FangBone: "what?"
          Bill: "Hey what's up- oh shit, is that an apple? Man, fuck that, dawg-"

: I'm gonna get you, Smithie! I'm gonna take your sandwich! :

: Literally just seeing a swastika will make me mad to the point I cant enjoy my day anymore.
          I'm too sensitive for my own good :

: Ayo.
          I'm back on this account.
          Les gooooooooo get vaccinated- :

: Y'all fuck who ya wanna fuck.
          Girls are hot, boy's are hot, every other person is hot.
          Get down with who ya find cool. :

Freddie Mercury: "do whatever you want with my music, just don't make me boring."
          The internet: https://youtu.be/mStRSTDp3rA

: HAPPY PRIDE MONTH TO ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL BEANS OF GAY :

: My mama and her boyfriend fight too much like whoa shut up I know there's no cigarettes it doesn't even matter shut your fucking mouth :

: Show me them Tellietitties :

[ Gen Z is becoming cripplingly terrible.
          I saw a TikTok of some girl who says if you're cheating on ya mans and he catches you, then you should leave him because "he doesn't trust you and that's toxic, you deserve better". Like hoe, if you're cheating, you're the one who's entire being is toxic.
          Y'all protect yourselves from people like that, cause people like that are stupid. Like, they're spreading false info.
          Fucking neanderthals- :