Dear Mr. Vernon,

We accept the fact that we are obsessed with Wattpad and The Breakfast Club.  But, we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think you are. You see us as you want to see us. In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain... and an athlete... and a basket case... a princess... and a criminal... does that answer your question?

Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.

Brain: @idiotic_bisexual
Basket case: @-THEBREAKFASTCLUB
Criminal: @Lexiloujam
Princess: @-jackdgrazers
Athlete: @starrysink