Hello there, dear reader!

I am The Anonymous Writer and you are about to die in precisely five minutes...

Before you leave, I'd like to tell you just a little about myself.

I am a killer and I write stories about the other pesky pastas from the mansion.

[My other account is _UnicornPoop_]

If you have any questions, PM me, if you dare! >:)

Thank you and goodbye.

~ T.A.W