Okay, Amber Rays, you will NOT believe the absolute audacity of my house right now!
So there I am, just minding my own business, being completely fabulous, when BOOM. Everything goes pitch black. Total electricity blackout. Gone. Zero lights.
But oh, it gets better. As I’m sitting there trying not to lose my mind in the dark, I swear I start hearing these creepy, heavy thud... thud... thud footsteps coming from the back of the house. Like, hello?! Who told you you could just stroll into my space uninvited?! I am completely losing it right now! If a ghost or a burglar thinks they can just ruin my night and cut my power, they have another thing coming!
Seriously, someone come rescue me or send backup immediately because this is a total nightmare!
Orange Out!