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I’m genuinely concerned about all the fanfics you have in your lists?!? How did you read that many?!?!?! that’s very impressive?!?!

i have to pee

i have the fattest knot in my hair, bc i haven’t brushed it in months, and i’m tempted to just cut it out. Though the knot is on the top layer on my head and it’s mixed with a whole bunch of my hair 
          :((((

sometimes i see kids and i just wanna bully them

MY FRIEND TOLD ME “you want me to speak russian on german” AND I CLIMBED ABOARD THAT BOAT SO QUICK 

why do men

montero has been on replay

okay...i know a lot of you are going to be like “Enyo... what the fuck” but JUST HEAR ME OUT OKAY???? 
          
          
          
          
          Some part of me finds bill from kill bill attractive, as well as O-Ren

just read this trippy fan fic and uhm basically i’m questioning everything i know 

i’m so excited for march to be over because maybe finally i can stop getting these dumbass march madness ads.