Valkyrie Cain

Wow... Looking back at my old status’ and wanting to end myself over the cringe is a mood. But ya boo is back and better than ever, solving cases and breaking bones. 
          
          You all miss me?

I was about to ask, "Where in the name of Grace Kelly are you?" Then I realized... I should be quite thankful that your existence on this god forsaken app is quite dead. 
          
          It decreases Valduggery- I get less harassed by brain dead shippers. Dreams do come true, after all.
          
          Thank you, Valkyrie.
          Your help in not being active is splendid... But j still need someone to give sticks to, and you not being around is making it a bit hard to give out sticks because I usually give you sticks, and nobody I know off really pulls off the skill to handle, well... A stick.
          
          Come back, Valkyrie.
          I have sticks for you.

IM BACK MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS 

Hey! Sup.

Hello, my people!
          I have returned from the grave in which I was dragged down into by Skulduggery after throwing his precious hat into the sea, and I am happy to announce (though I bet Skulduggery and his enormous ego has already) that I will be featuring in Resurrection along with the Bonehead, but he isn't so important. 
          
          -Valkyrie

Valkyrie! 
          I've heard so many things about you. I'm so happy to finally... Meet you! 
          Y'know, not for bad intentions or anything... 
          
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          If you wouldn't mind... Could you tell your 'bag-of-old-bones-friend' to stop calling me stupid, or even hinting to me with big long words I need a dictionary for, and saying I'm dumb?  It's quite irritating to say the least... 

Hello there everyone! 
          I'm sorry for not being active for a while, I've had many cases and Skulduggery has been driving me up the wall
          But I am back now! 
          Message me if you ever need 
          
          -Valkyrie 

Hi, -ValkyrieCain-, how are you?

How's your stick, Valkyrie? 
          Does it fire missiles yet? Or is it just... a stick?
          ...
          I could get you a new stick.
          Or a toy bazooka. 
          Nah, a stick is definetly for you.
          

Loving your profile picture! ❤️