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At 3am I got the bright idea to bleach my hair with vinegar bc google told me it would work and I don't have hair bleach on me. After I boiled and diluted it I did a strand test first bc im not a complete dumbass. Then I just sprayed that shit all over my hair and put plastic wrap and a towel on my head. Its currently around 4:40am and I'm tired so imma go to sleep. If my hair dies or smth bc the vinegar then I'll just chop that bitch off and become a badass bald bitch. If everything goes right then I guess that's okay too. If nothing happens then imma sue google for false advertisment and spend the next month thinking about how I could've done smth useful with my life . . . only to realise my whole existence is useless therefore I can't do smth usefull.
Thanks for coming to my ted talk this is me saying bye. Or typing it I don't know I'm tired goodnight. Or morning, evening, afternoon, idk where ever the fuck you are I hope it's good.
ily sm byebye~ <3