Oh also I was just casually looking on eBay and Amazon right and you know what I saw...I saw a boyfriend okay I saw someone selling a boyfriend and I was gonna buy him then I thought about it IM BROKE I ONLY GOT PENNIES IM BROKE SO THE ONLY CHANCE I HAD OF BUYING A BF JUST SLIPPED AWAY AND IM SO BROKEN
So this is a lesson to everyone who buys their partner on any website..make sure you have money or just go to a club okay because you dont wanna be like me..broken
Oh also I was just casually looking on eBay and Amazon right and you know what I saw...I saw a boyfriend okay I saw someone selling a boyfriend and I was gonna buy him then I thought about it IM BROKE I ONLY GOT PENNIES IM BROKE SO THE ONLY CHANCE I HAD OF BUYING A BF JUST SLIPPED AWAY AND IM SO BROKEN
So this is a lesson to everyone who buys their partner on any website..make sure you have money or just go to a club okay because you dont wanna be like me..broken
I looked in the mirror today and you know what I saw??
Me I saw me a person who isn't living the wattpad life WHERE IS MY FINE ITALIAN MEXICAN KOREAN MAN HUH WHY CANT I HAVE TWELVE BILLION DOLLARS HUH WHY CANT SOMEONE KNOCK ME OUT ON MY WAY TO A PUBLIC RESTROOM AND KIDNAP ME THINKING IM THE GIRL THEY WANT BUT IM NOT THEN MEET THE MAFIA BOSS WHO FALLS IN LUVVV WITH ME AND I BECOME THE ONLY THING HE CARES ABOUT HUH WHY CANT I MEET A CONSENT KING HUH HUHHHHHHHH IM SUING WATTPAD FOR THIS
Anyways hope everyone has a good day (especially my ex bestie hey)
And if your living the wattpad life...your one lucky hated person BARK
BUT you go and pop yo whatever is between your legs