Hi, nice to meet you. -shakes hand-

I can tell you're wondering how you got here, to this random, oddly cordial person's profile. -smiles- Well, I'll call it fate. I'm not going to tell you my name, but you can tell me yours if you like. I won't tell you my age, either, but I think you'll find it best left alone.

What? A list of inapplicable personality traits? Well, if you insist. The clichés I conform to.

1. I'm a girl. Ha.
2. I'm extremely short for my age. Not even five feet, likely never will be. I've been waiting for years, but I've basically given up by now.
3. I have an amazing boyfriend. His name is Mr. Perfect, and he's fantastic. He's also invisible to all you mere mortals, heh.
4. I'm addicted to Heath bars, bad boy-meets-good girl stories, and anything that can make me feel something. Literally anything- poetry, fanfiction, romance, scifi. Strong emotion or a new point of view, and I'm hooked.
5. I read entirely too much. Seriously, it's my life. I tend to carry a book around at all times. I may even someday bring one on a date, if the guy is boring. Yknow, sneak off to the restroom and yank it out of the waistband of my underwear. JAMES PATTERSON TO THE RESCUE!
6. I eat too much. I basically eat if I'm bored, upset, sleepy, angry, happy, lonely, or sad. Food is good <3
7. I sleep too much. Which is funny, because I'm insomniac. Like seriously. Here's the situation: I can't sleep for hours, fall asleep at three in the morning, sleep till twelve. That's possible to do every day because I'm homeschooled.
8. I have whole worlds kept on my iPhone in the Notes app. Last I checked, I had 150 notes and counting. And they're all relatively long.
9. I can't think of much else to put on this list.

Well, it was great getting to know you. I'll see you later, I guess. Unless I've scared you off, which is understandable.


-Whisper