-Xander-Blaze-

you can expose someone and make them deactivate but they can always come back on a different account using a whole new name and you would never know :)

I think we can agree that we can accept duck as a curse word now

Dear Apple, if I type fucking that’s what I mean, I ain’t ducking shit bitch.

I know
          it is rude to stare
          but to ignore you
          is impossible

My first favorite superhero was the homeless woman who controlled birds in Home Alone 2: Escape From New York

My biggest flex is that I’m exactly who I say I am. I don’t have to fake anything.

The only family member you can sit with at Thanksgiving and not be judged by is the dog.

Don't want no conversation
          I need sweet sensation
          All I wanna do
          Is make a meal outta you
          
          -me, flirting with my taco.

Hey thanks for the huge follow friend pm anytime hehe ❤️

Of course love