My brain be like:
Me: Y’all are crazy I’m not slytherin im a faqqing gyrffindor don’t get that confused I’m not in the same house as that twit or TikTok, you know the one who thinks he’s hard
Draco: bro shut the fuc-
Me: no you shut up we ALL KNOW your a bed wetter
Everyone in the common room: *thister thook*
Draco: and that why you daddy dea-
Ok that enough of you you roaming around my head :’)