Dazai Ousamu

My bios broken? 
          
          Meh I'll worry about it later
          
          It's my 16th year of survival
          
          So I'm no longer a dumb 15 year old im a dumb 16 year old lolz

Wattpad hates me :'(
          
          TIME TO STEAL THE PHONE FROM MY SISTER ^o^

Holy cow the background image actually works-

Random French and German I just know (some learned) 
          
          Ça va? 
          Wie ghets? 
          
          Both meaning 'how are you?' if I remember correctly
          
          Feel free to correct me I have bad memory but I swear I know what they mean-
          
          I don't feel like adding anything else

i lost the sims 4 some time ago XD

If it looks gay 
          Its gay
          
          If it acts gay
          Its not gay
          
          If it looks and acts gay
          It's gay
          
          If it looks straight
          It's gay
          
          If it acts straight
          Its not gay
          
          Don't ask what this is I don't either-
          A joke I guess i dunno 
          I'm a very unfunny clown/jester trying to be funny-

Chicken paties and dill pickle chips is what im eating :)

When get older and if I become a stripper...
          
          Who all will like...
          
          Disrespect me and stuff?...
          
          ...
          
          I mean I'll probably be also working at dunkin doughnuts so if you do..
          
          NO FREE DOUGHNUTS FOR YOU! >:(
          
          Just sayin...
          
          No free doughnuts...

Hi hello yes the emo cousin is back from school
          
          If you didn't know my school recently added an art class (yay!) 
          
          He quit and we just got a new art teacher
          
          Am I in it? 
          
          You bet I am
          
          Anyway
          
          After someone thought I was dating a dude named Roderick or something
          
          I wasn't dating anyone throughout the school year (good job me you're probably ace at this point but not at the same time) 
          
          Well my queer ass said no and continued to walk to my reading class
          
          I passed out in algebra at this point it's just review so nice-

Am I supposed to be sleeping? 
          
          Yes
          
          Was I sleeping?
          
          also yes
          
          But was I woken up by my Narssict self entitled aunt who thinks because an angry teen(me) made a tiny bit of noise it's okay to wake THE ENTIRE HOUSE UP because of fucking dishes
          
          Oddly specific... But also yes
          
          It was at 2 almost 2:30 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
          
          And I was finally getting some good ass sleep but it was ruined by something stupid not the hahaha kinda stupid 
          
          I wanna kill her and I don't know why （-""-；)
          
          I got instant urge to stab her when I was woken up
          
          But anyway I'll be offline now trying to go back to sleep I guess... 
          
          Uh
          
          Have fun with whatever it is you're doing