-_Potato_Jesus_-

So I forgot my phone and went to wattpad on the school computer. I logged in with my Gmail and this is what came up. I totally forgot this account exists. I just needed some writing prompts not to be slapped in the face by my lol so random phase.

...Can I get Sasha?

Oh my god! I love you account!!

CAN I BE THE POTATO GUARD?!

POTATO!!! POTATOPOTATOPOTATOPOTATOPOTATO!!!!!

WHY DOES POTATO JESUS HAVE MORE FOLLOWERS THAN I DO?!?

This used to be my side account. I regret giving my bestfriend the password. 

@Innxcxnt_Gxrl95 
          Now, I must leave to do.... potato-y things. 

@Innxcxnt_Gxrl95 
          No need, child. Your acknowledgement is enough to please the Potato Jesus. 

@Innxcxnt_Gxrl95 
          Then that you shall be