The Joker

If you're good at something, never do it for free!

When the devil is too busy 
          And death's a bit too much
          They call on me
          My name you see 
          For my special touch
          
          To the gentleman I'm misfortune 
          To the ladies I'm surprise
          But call me by any name
          Anyway it's all the same
          
          I'm the fly in your soup 
          I'm the pebble in your shoe
          I'm the pea beneath your bed
          I'm the bump on every head 
          I'm the peel on which you slip
          I'm the pin in every hip
          I'm the thorn in your side
          Makes you wriggle and writhe
          
          And it's so easy when you're evil
          This is the life you see
          The devil tips his hat to me
          I do it all because I'm evil
          And I do it all for free
          You're tears are the pay I'll ever need

Good evening, ladies and gentleman!

Peter tried to walk straight through the alley, his torn up suit from the fight with the Vulture sticking to his sweaty body. Blood was still dripping down his chin as he tried to keep putting a foot in front of the other.

@TheFatalWoman The Joker continued to smile.

@TheFatalWoman The Joker lay still in a pool of blood, oozing from the back of his head, his eyes staring sightlessly at the Lorna, but still, an insane grin stayed plastered on his face, as if mocking her. Because even in death, the Joker stayed untouchable.

@TheFatalWoman "Well I can see why...ye get to see their eyeballs pop outta their heads, and their brains leak out the crack in the skull. " He nodded in enthusiastic agreement. "Do that then."

@TheFatalWoman "Jaali dalie dee du doop..." He snickered. "Now we're talkin'! The threats finally begin. Ooh," he shuddered in pleasure. "If he does shoot me, ask him to hit the knee, it's far more painful than anywhere else. Although, the kidneys do hurt a lot. So either would be good."

@TheFatalWoman He ran his tongue along the top of his bottom lip. He cackled. "Oh yes, yes, I'm sure. And ye might wear out the bottom of ye shoes doin' that." The Joker taunted, enjoying himself far more than he should have been.

@TheFatalWoman "If ye scowl too much more, ye will have it permanently on your face...just like the smile on mine." He grinned back at her.