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When the devil is too busy
And death's a bit too much
They call on me
My name you see
For my special touch
To the gentleman I'm misfortune
To the ladies I'm surprise
But call me by any name
Anyway it's all the same
I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm the bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm the pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life you see
The devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
You're tears are the pay I'll ever need
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Good evening, ladies and gentleman!
infinitespider
Peter tried to walk straight through the alley, his torn up suit from the fight with the Vulture sticking to his sweaty body. Blood was still dripping down his chin as he tried to keep putting a foot in front of the other.
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@infinitespider "There is no different, ye see, everyone likes ta think they're "good", with morals...but their so called "code", it's a bad joke, dropped at the first side of trouble. See, I'm not a monster, I'm just ahead of the curve." He said, leaning forward as he spoke.
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Peter felt the cold edge against his neck. 'Oh no...' he said in his head as his senses made the move for him, grabbing the Joker's arm and taking the knife, throwing it down. "Yeah, thanks for almost killing me. Very helpful." He said with an irritated voice. "You know, I really throught you were different." Peter got his webshooter out shot at the building across the street and he swung there. 'Oh crap... That's why I can't find any phone in my house. That's the place we hsed to leave before... Uncle Ben...'
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@infinitespider The Joker gave a insane laugh. "Tha's what life's like! HAHAHA!" With his left hand, he grabbed the hair of the boy, and placed the knife against his throat. "Ye see, I'm like a hyena, I work alone...oh, an' why so serious?"
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@TheFatalWoman The Joker continued to smile.
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@TheFatalWoman The Joker lay still in a pool of blood, oozing from the back of his head, his eyes staring sightlessly at the Lorna, but still, an insane grin stayed plastered on his face, as if mocking her. Because even in death, the Joker stayed untouchable.
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@TheFatalWoman "Well I can see why...ye get to see their eyeballs pop outta their heads, and their brains leak out the crack in the skull. " He nodded in enthusiastic agreement. "Do that then."
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@TheFatalWoman "Jaali dalie dee du doop..." He snickered. "Now we're talkin'! The threats finally begin. Ooh," he shuddered in pleasure. "If he does shoot me, ask him to hit the knee, it's far more painful than anywhere else. Although, the kidneys do hurt a lot. So either would be good."
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@TheFatalWoman He ran his tongue along the top of his bottom lip. He cackled. "Oh yes, yes, I'm sure. And ye might wear out the bottom of ye shoes doin' that." The Joker taunted, enjoying himself far more than he should have been.
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@TheFatalWoman "If ye scowl too much more, ye will have it permanently on your face...just like the smile on mine." He grinned back at her.