The Antichrist

Okay so this is loosely based on real things that happen to me on a daily basis I think once I'm done with writing this weekend I will ask you the readers what I should turn this into.   Thank you!

Hey so I won't be on as much anymore cause my phone isn't working like at all an I bet that this post won't get posted so.   Yeah... 
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Sorry I had to make a new account.  My old one kept malfunctioning!! I'm so sorry!!!
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