"If you judge me, I'm going to judge you back, ten times as hard."

"I like my tea like I like my humans. I don't nessesarily like tea, but it makes me look more refined.

"Look, I don't know you. You don't know me. We probably won't talk. Hopefully."

~~(￣^￣)ゞ~~

You're walking down the street when you see someone... a boy.. leaned against a tree. You near him and notice he is glaring at you. You wonder why. "You're stepping on my foot."

~~(￣^￣)ゞ~~


Name: "Why should I tell you?" Aaron Michaels

Age: "Don't you know it's rude to ask a lady?" 22

Gender: "Redo the seventh grade." Male 

Looks: "Who needs common sense?" Profile pic

Height: "Tall." 6 ft

Weight: "No." 170 lbs.

Sexuality: "Pencils and their sharpeners." Bisexual 

Status: "What the hell does that mean?" Single

Pets: "Your ex." None

~~(￣^￣)ゞ~~

"You make me want to put a gun to my head and then stab you." 


Okay, now do whatever.