if i were to have a second chance at life, i would most likely ask to be rock (thank u min yoongi for the idea). here are the reasons why i want to be a rock:DD 

go ahead read along.

reason number one is so that i could punch people without getting scolded at. since, you know, if you're mad at someone, you could throw a rock at them, and that rock would be me. so it's kinda like me punching them in a way a rock would:DD

i could also be a part of a robbery without actually getting arrested:DD the thieves could throw a rock at a window to break it so they'd be able to get inside, and, once again, that rock would be me. and who would arrest a rock--

yes, i know. my brain works at an extreme level.