I’m the dumbest and clumsiest person you’ll ever meet
I was getting food at 1 am with my sister and once we were done and turning off the light, we both started running (because, you know, monsters) and I tripped right in the middle, bounced off one wall and made out with the other (my upper lip’s swollen now.) Hit my nose hella hard, too
And I was getting toilet paper from the downstairs bathroom at 5 am, I was running up the stairs again and tripped on the middle steps of the last set of stairs and got carpet burn on my forearm, and a slight above my knee