-ariesslut

I’m gonna edit absolutely ALL of my books, please give me tips on how to improve my writing
          
          And whatever else you want to say

Does anybody have any good stories/imagines on Carl Grimes/Chandler Riggs, Henry Peletier, or Five Hargreeves/Aidan Gallagher?
          
           I don’t really like x OCs, so if it’s an x Reader, that’d be appreciated
          
          Doesn’t matter if it’s complete or ongoing (as long as the author is still updating to this day, that is)

I’m the dumbest and clumsiest person you’ll ever meet
          
          I was getting food at 1 am with my sister and once we were done and turning off the light, we both started running (because, you know, monsters) and I tripped right in the middle, bounced off one wall and made out with the other (my upper lip’s swollen now.) Hit my nose hella hard, too 
          
          And I was getting toilet paper from the downstairs bathroom at 5 am, I was running up the stairs again and tripped on the middle steps of the last set of stairs and got carpet burn on my forearm, and a slight above my knee 

In Quidditch, how do y’all think you’d do?
          
          I feel like I’d be scared of it because of my slight fear of heights, but then I’d get over it with some practice and I think I’d make a fair Chaser

I got the ID card thing first try :’)

Y’ALL I LOVE MY MOM
          
          *my parents and brother talking about his problems with his ex-girlfriend and my dad talks about pretty girls that went to his high-middle school*
          
          My mom: *dad’s name*, you never dated any pretty girls.

Now that Louis Partridge is gaining more followers (he has 1m as of rn), I hope there’s more fan fictions about him. There’s only one that actually features him 

“Ain’t your daddy dead?”
          
          CARL, YOU LITTLE SHIT

My mom’s mean LMAOO
          
          I said “I can never figure out how to do this thing.”
          
          And she really said “That’s called ‘using your brain’ and ‘thinking.’ You know what thinking is?”
          
          Like, damn
          
          I love my mom

Anyone have something specific they’d like me to write? It can be an au or anything (except smut because I’m ✨‍♂️insecure‍♂️✨ about the way I’d write it, so the closest I’d get to that is ✨making out✨)