☆ artyzastyz

this profile is literally so outdated...... UGH

ewwwwwwwew stinky i hate you

☆ why is it when i want to read something cringy secretly without having it being seen by the rest of my friends i accidentally like it??? looking at you tiktok, and wattpad. 
          
               ♥︎ sincerely, some random asshole.

Well it proves one thing, Mr. Hooper. It proves that you wealthy college boys don't have the education enough to admit when you're wrong.

Quint, that doesn't prove a damn thing!

Gamin' fish, eh? Marlin? Stingray? Bit through this piano wire? Don't you tell me my business again! You get back on the bridge...

It may be a marlin or a stingray... but it's definitely a game fish.

Make us whole again

I mostly deal with petty thievery and drunken brawls. Been too long since we've had a good bandit raid.

hahahah i'm so tired. but i've had this oneshot in my drafts for ever.. fuck itttt aaaa sleep is for straight people.