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God dammit tapas

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This goes to my previous post earlier but I fucking hate radish. Like why can't shit be free why can't an author post her gold diamond incrested shit on wattpad. Why thus author gotta be difficult and and make me pay my gold coins. Which infact I don't have nor know how to get and it makes me want to hit a bitch. Shit let me go before I start acting crazy like before.

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@spicy_sweets Yeah and I feel so stupid for that whole rant
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@-bands_ Pffftt- I'm guessing you've found it by now?
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@spicy_sweets simple answer to that is I didn't see it. It was very late and I probably wasn't wearing my glasses. 
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OK so I just downloaded raddish because some author (one who will not be named)would only post their stories on that app. And normally I wouldn't download this said app because well I don't care about other people. But again this said author (WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED) would only post her shit on that app. And her shut is not just shut it's gold shit like remember that episode of American Dad when Roger had pooped and his poop was gold and people killed for his shit. Well that's the type of shit she has anyways I'm getting off topic. OK so I download it and I open the app and do you wanna know what I see. Well I see the author I downloaded it for but that's not all. Anyways I go browsing and I see this book that looks interesting and I click it. I clicked it and you wanna know what I see, I see god damn coins. 3 coins to be exact and you wanna know what that means. It means I gotta pay for shit and it was at that moment when I asked myself why would this author do this to me, I mean us no I mean me. I could be on wattpad and read free books and keep my gold coins but if I wanna read something on Raddish I gotta give my gold coins to you. Like no. Fuck no. You can't have my gold. Idek what the fuck the gold coins are and where you get them but you can't have it. Now I know I sound a little crazy and if any of my friends saw this post they'd tell me what a crazy ass bitch I'm being more so than usual. And if you don't like it then delete the app and I'm just gonna say and I quote "Bitch is you crazy. What about the author I downloaded it for, what about her gold diamond incrested shiit huh. WHAT ABOUT HER FUCKING SHIT!" And I swear to God if that certain bitch of a friend I have text me Welp. I'm going to your fucking house and I'm going to glue your face to the toilet seat. OK now there was a point to this post but I've forgotten it so now this is gonna be considered a rant. Thank you and good day. 

Califia

Hey K.C.~~ Thanx for adding "Tattooed Princess" to your chicklit list. You won't be diisappointed. You might also like my vamp tale, "The Vampiress of Mykonos". Check out the prologue ansd see if it doesn't hook you in.
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/17542809-the-vampiress-of-mykonos
          
          Now if you're looking for a tale that is dripping with erotica--read my little story. "A Walk in the Countryside." Part 4 was given a "R-Private" rating--something I'm very proud of. Yeah like we girls aren't supposed to think that way or do that thhttps://www.wattpad.com/story/16999941-a-walk-in-the-countrysideing sometimes . . . .guess again guys!
          
          Enjoy my tales.
          ~~Califia

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Thank you for voting for Mermand Seeds! I hope you continue reading. Merry Christmas!!

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I hope its funny in a good way. :) Thank you. @-bands_
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@DisciplesofLove You're welcome, but honestly your story has been so funny that I can't get enough. Merry Christmas 
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Hey K. C.~~Thanx a lot for your votes on "Tattooed Princess: Book One" I'm pleased you are getting into this saga (I am inthe middle of writing "Book Two: Escape to the West.")
          
          Hope we stay connected. Message me anytime for just about anything you are curious about. . . yeah, even that! I'm assuming you're a girl, right? :)
          
          ~~Califia

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@Califia You're welcome, and yes I am a girl
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