Thanks Pete

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I'm stalking your account, WRITE SOMETHING GOODNESS GRACIOUS. I swear I'm going to throw a book at you when school started.

Pray for France 

I'm fucking scared. I accidentally hit my sister and I ran across Shop Rite to get away from her. Now I hiding in the parking lot. Someone save me!!! 

Hello :-)
          
          I've got this new fanfiction called "Butterfly Killer" and I was wondering if you could check it out, that would be awesome!
          
          Thank you anyway, sorry for bothering you, and I hope you have an amazing day :-)
          
          ((Love me; give me love))

hi babe!  
          i'm sorry this may be annoying but i've got this new muke fanfic called 'mess' can you please check it out? 
          thank you so much!
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Am I the only one who thought that 50 shades of gray was a book that was actually about the color gray?  

Do turtles have feelings?